So, it's been Pride weekend here in Paris. And what a weekend it has been.It all started on Thursday with the (somewhat tardy) arrival of my lovely Irish Dutch Friend. We headed out for dinner with friends and ended up at a bar until the wee hours. This didn't help me get up and go to work on Friday, but hey - Friday is my half day, so it didn't hurt for too long.
Somewhere along the way on Thursday evening, we got to talking about sex, as is to be expected really - especially when it's all boys together. One of my friends - one half of the Fierce People - got really excited when someone mentioned having sex in a bathroom.
"Nothing could stop me from having sex in a bathroom", he said, somewhat over-excitedly. "Nothing at all. Except maybe if there was shit on the floor."
Whilst I applauded his cleanliness and generally healthy attitude to human waste in a sexual situation, I felt that there was a bigger question that needed to be asked.
"What kind of fucked up bathrooms do you go to where there is shit on the floor?"
There was no answer forthcoming, so we ordered another drink.
When the time came for me to take a leak, you can be assured that I trod very carefully indeed.
9 commentaires:
Hmm....nice sunny day in Paris!
one of a hundred of the weekends crazy quotes :-)
Rob, it was too sunny - me a bit pink.
Big C, oh, there were many of them, right? Much ridiculousness....
Eh... I think I'll stick to my own house. Very clean bathroom.
Funnily enough I too had a coversation about facilities with big steaming piles of poo on the floor this weekend. I nearly puked at the description. Boys toilets can be quite gross, from what I hear.
I'll pass ont eh bathroom sex after that from now on.
Not to say that I haven't in the past, but from now on...
Marjolein, me too. Yuk.
12oti - see, great minds think alike...
Mutant, I imagine you know your way around a bathroom...ahem.
Too funny ... and sort of not ..
Yup D, yup.
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