My Mom called me today. I think she's getting giddy with pre-christmas excitement.
"Can I ask you a very important question, Bab?" She said.
I was a little worried. Very Important Questions tend to involve me having to do something that I don't want to do. At best I usually end up being dragged into some madcap, harebrained scheme à la cancer tree.
"OK Mom. Ask away", I said. I was dreading the question.
"Well, it's very important. I've been thinking about it for a while now and I really do need to know".
"What is it Mom?"
"It's like this, Bab. I really need to find out.....are you human or are you dancer?"
She really needs to stop listening to the radio.