OK, so this is stolen from Torny at Sticky Crows but I felt it just about suited my post-nausea mood. And let's face it, I needed all the prompts I could get to post something today.
And although it may be stolen, the answers are mine all mine. Feel free to copy it over at yours. We'd all LOVE to hear the answers...
1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
Durr. Of course there is - have you seen the hotties on my blog roll?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes please. Oh sorry, was that an 'or'?
3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
The taxi driver had to stop on the motorway for me once - between Uppsala and Arlanda Airport. I then threw up in Business Class all the way to Brussels. That's Brandy for you (and no, I don't mean Monica's friend).
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I haven't - but sometimes it's felt like I should have been paid...
5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Who has sex in the bath? Fool around maybe, but sex in the bath? OK, now you can all tell me that I'm Miss Priss.
6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
One of each please.
7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
I love you all. Just because you come visit me. Some I love more than others. But that's because you've bought me a drink.
8. Love or Money?
Let's say 'love' but I think I may be 'money-curious'.
9. Credit cards or cash?
Cash, baby. Stops me spending, spending, spending.
10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Like a dog? I've always had at least one or two of the human variety, so I feel pretty blessed.
11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
Are you mad? Five star all the way. But I do like waking up in a tent when it is raining, opening the door flap and lying there, happy that I'm dry. Always better if the tent also contains a hottie.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the Gaza Strip. And that's not a euphemism.
13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Really - I'd look like an overgrown schoolboy. It'd be fugly. Real fugly. And the itching afterwards...
14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes - both kinds, oddly enough. But when I went to one where it was all girls stripping I spent the entire time questioning the hygiene of the whole process. It was nasty.
15. Ever been to a bar?
Does this mean ever had sex in a bar? It seems like a pretty lame question.
16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Oh yes. In an Auckland bar once, the doorman kicked me and my friends out for 'playing up' but I still got his number. He was from Raratonga and did a fine line in shotgun smoking....amongst other things.
17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Surprisingly only the once. Or is that twice?
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Maybe. Please don't think worse of me.
19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. Hasn't everyone?
20. Have you ever had sex at work?
See 19 above.
21. Ever been to an adult store?
See 19 above.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
See 19 above.
23. Have you been caught having sex ?
Only by people who didn't mind. It's more that they wanted to then join in that upset me.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
See 'the blogroll' attached. Some of them might have...
25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
No. But I have had sex with someone and not known what name to call them. But then, see number 19 above...;-)
30 commentaires:
TBNiL of all those answers the one that impressed me most was that you managed to wake up in a tent when it was raining and you were DRY! LOL :)
ah Softy, there are ways you know! It's all about choosing the right spot (and the right tent, and getting the right person to put it up...).
This is hilarious. #4 is my favorite.
I'm not picturing you waking up in a tent at all.
I won't be borrowing this for public display, but I'm glad you did!
Louise, I can't believe you won't be sharing your answers!
Maybe you should start an anonymous blog too - it's very refreshing to have the freedom of being unknown...!
Now I'm not frigid or anything, but I'd still have to answer no to quite a lot of these questions... Oh and sex in a tent when it's raining outside is the best thing ever. It also means the neighbours won't be able to hear you. :)
Marjolein, there's something about the neighbours hearing though, no?
Tried that, but erm... no. I'd rather have a bit more privacy.
#25...me too!
Rox, sex with strangers actually sounds so much worse than it really is, I think.
Oh lord, I'm a-goin' to hell, Momma.
Gasp! I'm shocked! I don't think I will ever be able to think of you in the same way again! (shattered - simply shattered)
Now darlin - why didn't they ask if you had had sex on a plane? Isn't that a standard question?
Going away now to try and wipe these horrid images from me brain and see if I can find my sweet little TBNIL once more....sob.
Gawd I feel like such an innocent when I visit here. Have big saucer eyes but am smiling:-)
Also lol at 1). There are dogs on my blogroll. Seriously - there are dogs:-)
I like that you thought about the cooties at the female strip club.
Oh, it's easy, the answer to number 12 is definitely.....
Erdington.
Sex in the bath is awkward, you're right to wonder if it could be a good thing. From a girl's perspective, it really plays havoc with one's... erm... lubrication.
Aims, I'm still here - hope you still love me, sob, sob....he he
Lane, big saucer eyes indeed - doth the lady protest too much? hmm? hmm?
Torny, I was distrubed by the whole thing. Why don't they wipe the pole down between girls?
Sweary - you are a perverted lady!
12oti - my point exactly ;-)
your blogroll ... what does that mean ......?
I love that #1 question.....as if there wouldn't be some sort of frivolity if we all got together! Duh.
Anthony - you know full well. Cheek. It's the people to the right of the screen. over there >
Lewis, exactly. And how much fun would that be!?!
Sorry, I should have proof read my comment, I missed part of it. It should have read .....
'I'm on your blogroll .... what does that mean .....'
I was tired when I posted :-(
So, what does that mean that I'm on your blogroll ......?
being married to a Danish Freudian psychologist who is a specialist ib sexuality those answers need analysis. May be who ever developed the questions needs abit of therapy too,what do they say those that talk dont do:>)
I have to say too that once you have been to Hamuburg nothing is surprisng.
he he. LaTanya, it means that simply you are on my blogroll.
You want to know what that means with respect to the first question?
Well you have to at least buy me a drink first....and not one of those miniatures that you cabin crew always have in your kitchen cupboards....
VM - an evening on the Rieperbahn is enough to challenge anyone's morals....
Yes, in regards to question one. I'm not going to fork out for a drink only to find I'm on a blogroll just to fill up space ......
Now Miss Anthony, if you think the rest of these beautiful people are only 'fillers' then you are greatly mistaken.
Each (and this includes you) is handpicked and thoroughly vetted by yours truly, before being allowed acces to my holy grail (blogroll). It's ALL about quality.
And hey, if you're unsure, just buy the drink. You never know.
Worst case scenario? You're down by £2.50....
Are you always so practical?
it comes naturally... ;-)
Mmmmm ...... I'm sure .....
money-curious??? Too funny! And too right!
CB - that was my favourite line and you, the only one who commented....you bet I am too!
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