OK, so this is stolen from Torny at Sticky Crows but I felt it just about suited my post-nausea mood. And let's face it, I needed all the prompts I could get to post something today.
And although it may be stolen, the answers are mine all mine. Feel free to copy it over at yours. We'd all LOVE to hear the answers...
1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
Durr. Of course there is - have you seen the hotties on my blog roll?
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes please. Oh sorry, was that an 'or'?
3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
The taxi driver had to stop on the motorway for me once - between Uppsala and Arlanda Airport. I then threw up in Business Class all the way to Brussels. That's Brandy for you (and no, I don't mean Monica's friend).
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I haven't - but sometimes it's felt like I should have been paid...
5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Who has sex in the bath? Fool around maybe, but sex in the bath? OK, now you can all tell me that I'm Miss Priss.
6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
One of each please.
7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
I love you all. Just because you come visit me. Some I love more than others. But that's because you've bought me a drink.
8. Love or Money?
Let's say 'love' but I think I may be 'money-curious'.
9. Credit cards or cash?
Cash, baby. Stops me spending, spending, spending.
10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Like a dog? I've always had at least one or two of the human variety, so I feel pretty blessed.
11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
Are you mad? Five star all the way. But I do like waking up in a tent when it is raining, opening the door flap and lying there, happy that I'm dry. Always better if the tent also contains a hottie.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the Gaza Strip. And that's not a euphemism.
13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Really - I'd look like an overgrown schoolboy. It'd be fugly. Real fugly. And the itching afterwards...
14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes - both kinds, oddly enough. But when I went to one where it was all girls stripping I spent the entire time questioning the hygiene of the whole process. It was nasty.
15. Ever been to a bar?
Does this mean ever had sex in a bar? It seems like a pretty lame question.
16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Oh yes. In an Auckland bar once, the doorman kicked me and my friends out for 'playing up' but I still got his number. He was from Raratonga and did a fine line in shotgun smoking....amongst other things.
17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Surprisingly only the once. Or is that twice?
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Maybe. Please don't think worse of me.
19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. Hasn't everyone?
20. Have you ever had sex at work?
See 19 above.
21. Ever been to an adult store?
See 19 above.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
See 19 above.
23. Have you been caught having sex ?
Only by people who didn't mind. It's more that they wanted to then join in that upset me.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
See 'the blogroll' attached. Some of them might have...
25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
No. But I have had sex with someone and not known what name to call them. But then, see number 19 above...;-)