Is it just me? I really hate the Beatles.
My friend in den Haag insists that the Beatles are the best thing ever to have been invented. He seems to imply that I am some kind of heathen living in a world devoid of love or emotion because I really don’t like them.
But really…she loves me yeah, yeah, yeah? Yeah, whatever.
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band? Sergeant Pepper's bunch of nuisance arse more like.
I can’t stand their music, their voices, their films. It all makes me cringe. Makes me reach for the off switch. Makes me want to throw the radio out of the window.
So, I’m asking for your help.
I appreciate that I’m in a minority with this, and I don’t expect many of you to come out on my side in this argument - but please tell me that I’m not alone.
Help me to prove to him that I’m not musically challenged. Show him that there are other people out there who also don’t heart the Beatles.