The queue at Tesco had a TV to entertain the punters. Sky News was on and they were showing a 'tribute' to Michael Jackson at fifty.
"He's done some terrible things to himself hasn't he?" said the old girl in front of me, talking to her husband.
"Well, he's got a screw loose", said ageing hubbie.
"Look at him though - he's unrecognisable isn't he?", said wife.
To be honest, she had a point. You'd be hard-pressed to recognise the man talking on TV as Michael Jackson.
Especially so, given that the man on the screen was Lionel Richie...