vendredi 25 janvier 2008

Family photo's

My cousin, it turns out, is a glamour model. And not for anything so tame as the Sun or the Sport. Apparently she’s fairly ‘top-of-the-shelf’.

She’s not actually my cousin, but the daughter of my cousin – so what does that make her? My cousin’s daughter? Surely there’s a better definition than that. Anyway, I digress. She’s a 'glamour' model. I’m mildly stunned to find this out. But the way I found out was even more stunning.

At my brother’s house last night, my Aunt turned up with some family photo’s, including some professional shots of her granddaughter (my cousin’s daughter). They started pretty tame, but a bit odd – cricket jumper pulled down off one shoulder, coyly glancing at the camera, a bit of lip biting, shoulders back, you know the stuff.

We work our way through several similar shots, and then, there she is, tits out for all the world to see. I choked on my drink.

Now, anyone who has read the majority of my posts will know that I’m no shining beacon of morality. It's not that i dissapprove, it's just that it wasn’t what I expected.

Equally unexpected was her grandmother’s comment on the photograph, spoken in her deep Gloucestershire drawl….

“Hasn’t she got a lovely pair of titties?”

It doesn’t happen often, but I felt truly unqualified to comment.

3 commentaires:

Anonyme a dit…

omg that is a bit of a hair curler lol
wht aif iy had been a boy in the family posing in the same way, would your grandmother have said , lovely dick he has. laughing like fun here

Swearing Mother a dit…

Blimey, there's a liberated granny alright. Sort of weird, if you don't mind my saying, that she'd show them round in that way. But there again, why not? She's probably proud of her gorgeous grand-daughter.

And her titties. Ah bless.

travelling, but not in love a dit…

If I'm honest, they're a bit odd, that end of the family.

The titty-model's Mother looks like an over-inflated Liz Taylor - all big black hair and smoky eyes. She's going in for a gastric band next month.

And her brother has just got back from a tour of curious ports with the Royal Navy. While 'on tour' he had his girlfriend's name tattooed on various body parts in Chinese, Indian, Arabic, etc. She dumped him when he got back.

As I say, an odd bunch....