mardi 12 janvier 2010

Did someone order a threesome for two?

So. The new blog.

I kind of thought it was a good idea, but it didn't feel right. I felt like I was cheating on TBNIL. The goal was to find motivation to post, but it went the other way. I felt less motivated to post there than I did here.

So, fin bref, I'm back.

Back chez TBNIL and back in Paris after a huge trip to the states and Canada with le FP. And I'm back with tales to tell, you'll be happy to note.

Let's start with a wee tale of Los Angeles and how not to have a threesome with your boyfriend.

You see it all started really innocently. As do most things in my life (yeah, right).

Me and le FP had just arrived in LA and, as is our habit, we got online and started surfing the 'boyz' sites to try and find someone who could tell us where the best bars, clubs, etc in town are to be found. This is how we found Serge.

Serge was an American guy, born to French parents and desperate to communicate with someone (anyone) in French. He lived and worked in LA (in the movies, bien sûr) and we chatted for a while. He told us about some great bars (really great bars) and before signing off he invited us to go eat sushi with him.

Now me and le FP are both sushi freaks and we'd been craving some good maki rolls for a while. The offer was to good to turn down (plus Serge was cute...).

We ate sushi together, we drank drinks together and we flirted with each other - me with Serge, Serge with le FP, le FP with me, and so on....

Anyway, by the end of the evening, me and le FP had decided that he was a great guy, but that he wasn't going to be getting the ménage à trois that he was so obviously looking for.

So how he ended up using the bathroom in our hotel room is beyond me. Suffice to say I'd had a few drinks too many by this point.

As Serge slipped into the bathroom, le FP muttered something about having to make a phone call and he quickly disappeared off to the hotel lobby with a grin on his face.

He'd left me in the bedroom with Serge in the bathroom - and, trust me, he knew what was about to happen.

I, on the other hand, was pretty clueless and unsuspecting.

When Serge exited the bathroom completely naked I was somewhat taken aback.

When he got down on his knees and undid my jeans I was somewhat startled.

And then I was just kind of shocked.

I grabbed my phone and texted le FP...

"COME BACK TO THE ROOM. NOW!"

He did come back to the room. But only once I'd managed to extract my nethers from Serge's grip and sent him packing. Only then did le FP appear at the door, laughing hysterically.

He'd left me in the lurch with a lovestruck, horny, desperate American boy.

He'd skeedaddled when he knew that Serge would be making a move and that I was too drunk to be able to resist.

He thought this was the funniest thing ever.

I wasn't too sure that it was funny. But it certainly stuck in my mind for a couple of days afterwards....

13 commentaires:

Mike a dit…

"your nethers" - LUVIT!

cb a dit…

Hrm. And so you're back. From outer space.

I just walked in to find you here and with your jizz on Serge's face....

You should not flipflop your blogs so much. It's bad form.

;-)

travelling, but not in love a dit…

Mike, I knew you would ;-)

CB, yeah whatever, get over it.

alan a dit…

and you sent him packing? You HAVE changed! :)

flynn a dit…

ha brilliant

Stew a dit…

salut le revenu.

As my wife & I have been discovering recently... il faut un complicité entre tous et tous le temps.


Otherwise it just ain't fair.

Welcome back. It's a shame that so often happiness and creativity are not compatible.

Anonyme a dit…

welcome back steve

Daryl a dit…

If I had known you were a sushi freak I would have taken you to have sushi vs pub food! Le Sigh. I am glad TBNIL is back .. ToonMan sends his regards .. I must give him the blog link....xo

The Woman who Can a dit…

Plus ca change!

From an old blog friend,
Tina
x

PS - you on twitter?

Wilf a dit…

Welcome home.

Teaser a dit…

YES! YOU'RE BACK!!!

I've missed you and your shenanigans!!!

While I'm away a dit…

Welcome back!!! And a very happy new year...

Love the stories! Keep them coming

Brett a dit…

Welcome back, i never got round to changing my book marks so had to visit here on the way, glad i did.