tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post1916027258297361494..comments2023-04-27T09:34:49.538+02:00Comments on travelling, but not in love: Dry-weave top sheettravelling, but not in lovehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01063643541653145954noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-2776770190520272192008-09-05T00:59:00.000+02:002008-09-05T00:59:00.000+02:00Just make sure those panty-liners have wings, Trav...Just make sure those panty-liners have wings, Travelling, then you can fly back to Paris.<BR/><BR/>Talking about weird activities with sanitary devices, my son when aged about eight helped himself to a Tampax from a pack in the airing cupboard. He took the cotton wool bit out of the tube and with a felt tipped pen drew in little mousey eyes, ears and whiskers, coloured the string black and left it on his sister's plate at dinner time. He told her the cat had brought in a dead mouse for her tea. She burst into tears and battered him with her shoe.<BR/><BR/>Oh, happy times, how we laughed.Swearing Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07277450057243928790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-71689655263314865812008-09-03T12:30:00.000+02:002008-09-03T12:30:00.000+02:00Hey Mike - it is quite classy, isn't it? tee hee....Hey Mike - it is quite classy, isn't it? tee hee.travelling, but not in lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063643541653145954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-3079737465864113132008-09-03T10:18:00.000+02:002008-09-03T10:18:00.000+02:00this is PRICELESS! :-Dthis is PRICELESS! :-DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09296850133034675921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-25313341986255120692008-09-03T00:30:00.000+02:002008-09-03T00:30:00.000+02:00Aims - sanitary towels to cover a huge gaping woun...Aims - sanitary towels to cover a huge gaping wound? Hmm.... (apologies to every woman reading this).<BR/><BR/>Daryl, it was funny, honest<BR/><BR/>VM - sometimes a bit too liberated for her own good!travelling, but not in lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063643541653145954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-35687965269935288032008-09-02T23:39:00.000+02:002008-09-02T23:39:00.000+02:00what an imaginative grandma, and so liberatedwhat an imaginative grandma, and so liberatedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-89826295687655724542008-09-02T22:30:00.000+02:002008-09-02T22:30:00.000+02:00I am SO laughing ... Sorry.:-DarylI am SO laughing ... <BR/><BR/>Sorry.<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://onthem104.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">:-Daryl</A>Darylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08241795455748298624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-85551142430073726882008-09-02T18:17:00.000+02:002008-09-02T18:17:00.000+02:00Now wait just a second here TBNIL. There might com...Now wait just a second here TBNIL. There might come a day when some sanitary apparatus of some sort might come in handy for you. So stop your shuddering! You never know when you might need something really absorbent - like to cover a huge gaping wound - or perhaps some incontinence pads? That day might yet come for you darling boy.<BR/><BR/>As for packing old ladies suitcases? I've heard that covering your articles that you are trying to sneak into another country with sanitary pads keeps the custom's officer from having a good look and discovering them. We aren't all crazy you know!aimshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12685252628734838159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-20757165793144259442008-09-02T09:37:00.000+02:002008-09-02T09:37:00.000+02:00Torny, glad to be of service...Torny, glad to be of service...travelling, but not in lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063643541653145954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-85492627358522088352008-09-01T13:38:00.000+02:002008-09-01T13:38:00.000+02:00That makes me smile.That makes me smile.tornwordohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16581361982939423598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-23953426711939883862008-09-01T12:45:00.001+02:002008-09-01T12:45:00.001+02:00Marjolein, I can;t wait!Marjolein, I can;t wait!travelling, but not in lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063643541653145954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-18032393442356845852008-09-01T12:45:00.000+02:002008-09-01T12:45:00.000+02:00Big C, that's quite the story...well done you and ...Big C, that's quite the story...well done you and your inquiring mind.<BR/><BR/>I'd imagine the dry weave top sheet came in handy for sweaty boy-feet too!travelling, but not in lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063643541653145954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-51162496752623152842008-09-01T12:10:00.000+02:002008-09-01T12:10:00.000+02:00It's all for a good cause, you won't miss them so ...It's all for a good cause, you won't miss them so much when you're back in Paris!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-64251858878383417102008-09-01T12:08:00.000+02:002008-09-01T12:08:00.000+02:00heheh not long to go now - you can do it. Have I e...heheh not long to go now - you can do it. Have I ever told you my towels story? http://conortje.wordpress.com/2007/04/27/toys-for-boys/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-64448421861098859652008-09-01T11:50:00.000+02:002008-09-01T11:50:00.000+02:00Rob, you're a very brave man. The thought of even...Rob, you're a very brave man. <BR/><BR/>The thought of even just opening an old lady's suitcase fills me with fear - I can only imagine the hot-wash-grey bloomers, droopy brassieres, and nasty nightwear that would touch me....travelling, but not in lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063643541653145954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-70908077040645972502008-09-01T11:48:00.000+02:002008-09-01T11:48:00.000+02:00Louise, you hit the nail on the head there. Now i...Louise, you hit the nail on the head there. Now if you could just explain the same to my family, I'd be very grateful dear!travelling, but not in lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063643541653145954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-30320633985450898752008-09-01T11:47:00.000+02:002008-09-01T11:47:00.000+02:00Lewis, you get no panty liner, as I always imagine...Lewis, you get no panty liner, as I always imagine you (when I think of you on those long lonely nights..) as not being a wearer of the panty. I don't know why, you just strike me as the sort...;-)travelling, but not in lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063643541653145954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-55197967729110417842008-09-01T06:31:00.000+02:002008-09-01T06:31:00.000+02:00Oh dear, I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at th...Oh dear, I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time - poor Grandma, and poor you. Some moments just aren't meant to happen. I think this was one of them, like when visiting an elderly neighbour she told me she just couldn't get all her vacation clothes into her suitcase. No problem, says me, I'm great at packing I assure her, simultaneously grabbing the bag and opening it only to have thousands of liners fly out in all directions. I ran screaming from the apartment and drowned myself in the Thames River outside. Well, the thought crossed my mind in that split second before calmly picking up all liners and neatly returning them to the bag along with the extra bits and saving us both from embarrassment with my marvellous packing skills. Poetic licence allows me some latitude - it wasn't the Thames outside. We actually lived in the Grand Union Canal.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-66199231221529313252008-09-01T02:22:00.000+02:002008-09-01T02:22:00.000+02:00And this is why you spend more of your free time h...And this is why you spend more of your free time hanging out with your friends drinking too much!Louisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00984115229811752666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6036713826639353991.post-46923338070866115662008-09-01T00:48:00.000+02:002008-09-01T00:48:00.000+02:00But, wait! i want a panty liner. please, oh plea...But, wait! i want a panty liner. please, oh please. and as for mother's behaviour, how about mother-in-law's behaviour...does that count as something I could do without??? best wishes for a speedy return to gay Paris!A Lewishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05066992019067893513noreply@blogger.com